My Mom Is Dim
For some reason you have it in your tiny human head that my birthday is June 12th. Well guess what. It's not. My birthday is TO-MO-RROW. The sixth. Not the twelvth. Yes, six plus six equals twelve, twelve is twice the amount of six, woof woof woof, but still. My birth only happened once. Unless of course you want to make me cupcakes on both days and then I will reconsider.
So you better get off your arse and start baking. I'm looking forward to my birthday cupcakes. TOMORROW.