Imagine a cold rushing river in Alaska. There is a cool breeze and a bright blue sky. The salmon are jumping upstream to spawn. In the woods, you can hear the rustling of a large magnificent creature, ready to open his jaws to capture a scrumptious salmon. Other creatures back away to make room for this enormous and powerful beast. Into the river he goes to capture his prey and to satisfy his insatiable hunger. One unfortunate salmon leaps into the air and it is abruptly snapped up by the beast. Quickly he gobbles up the fish and lets out a hearty belch. Now that he is full, he returns to his resting spot to await his next meal.

This dramatic reenactment is to basically say I'm eating Go! Natural Salmon and Oatmeal. And guess what? No farts or rashes! This is only a temporary diet because it is REALLY expensive and Mommy prefers the Canidae Lamb and Rice. Less expensive blah blah blah Good formula blah blah blah More comfortable with the brand blah blah blah. Just so long as there is food in my dish, the human can feed me whatever slop she buys.