Results from the Very Scientific National Taste Test
A voice almost in a whisper: Finnegan does not know it but his national brand dog has been switched with Innova Evo. Let's see how he likes it.
2.5 cups of Innova Evo are scooped into his bowl and placed before the majestic Finnegan.
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMPETTY CHOMP GULP. BURRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! Ahhhhhh.....
The voice: Folks, I think we have our answer. Finnegan likes it! He really likes it! But the real results will be if his humans can sit a in a room with him without rushing out of the house with tears in their eyes due to the noxious fumes emitting from his arse.
Two hours later, and no fumes, eruptions, or any other horrendous incidents resulted from Finnegan's posterior end.
The voice: Folks, yes, yes, we have confirmed our answer. Finnegan likes it, and the humans like the results. Tune in next time when Finnegan tries Canidae Lamb and Rice.
[Applause as lights dim]