'ROID RAGE

I AM WRITING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I NOW HAVE 'ROID (STEROIDS FOR THE UNINITIATED) RAGE. BECAUSE I AM WEAK FROM THE CHEMO AND NOT BEING ABLE TO RUN AROUND LIKE I USED TO, MY AWESOME HOME VET PUT ME ON WINSTROL V 2 MG (AKA ANABOLIC STEROIDS) ONCE A DAY TO BUILD UP MY MUSCLE TONE. I AM NOW GOING TO BECOME A GINORMOUS IRISH WOLFHOUND AND KICK DOWN DOORS AND BEAT UP SMALL NEIGHBORHOOD YIPPY DOGS. YES YES YES!!!! FORTUNATELY, I HAVE A WEIGHT BENCH IN MY BEDROOM TOO SO I CAN TOTALLY WORK OUT AND BE AS BIG AS HULK HOGAN! OR BETTER YET, A BASEBALL PLAYER!!!!

GOT TO GO, I FEEL THE URGE TO LIFT SOME CARS. GRRRRRR.

*That picture is of me putting an entire dog in my mouth. AHRRRRR!!!!